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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:36am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:19pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:31am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:19pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:01pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:02am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 8:06pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 6:31pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:53am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 10:34am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:53am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:39pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 11:04am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 3:16pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:01am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:11am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:55am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:05am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:06pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:47am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 11:04am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:26pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:23pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 6:52am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:54pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 7:01am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 11:03am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:11am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 11:04am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 6:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 8:33am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 4:21pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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