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28 of 50 (56%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

You can see the hits!

Hit the Mayo 5 times!
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:09am

No brainer

Hit 20 times!
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:09am

Trimmed hearts

Hit 50 times!
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:09am

Micro downsizing

Hit 200 times!
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:10am

20th century diet

Hit 350 times!
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:11am

Go eat cake

Hit 500 times!
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:12am

Nosey Caesar

Hit 550 times!
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:13am

Club

Hit 700 times!
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:14am

Short timer

Hit 1500 times!
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:21am

Red Bikini!

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:09am

Cheetah

Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:11am

Topless!

Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:19am

Balls of yarn

Amazing Story (150 hits)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:10am

Rain

Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:15am

Z's

Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:22am

Blonde bombshell!

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:23am

Young Boy

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:09am

Rock Star!

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:13am

Dad

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:17am

Ordinary

Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18am

Identity issues...

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Best Seller

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Glam Rock

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20am

Support!

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22am

A Mime?

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22am

Something important

A Story About Life. (120 hits)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:10am

The Box of Love

Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:13am

Just kidding...

The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 2 May, 2016 @ 11:21am



Knee record

Hit 3000 times!

Venus-wise

Hit 5000 times!

*The Crow movie pun*

Hit 8000 times!

An ingredient to rule them all

Hit 10000 times!

What do we do now?

Unlock all the achievements!

Crème a la Mayo

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Banana!

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Potato!

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Catsup

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Red Cheetah

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Elephant fun times!

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

Cheesy Rap

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Catch my cold!

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Screwed

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Vanished...

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

I'm just a mayo.

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Move

Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

Muscles

Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Philosophy

Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Talking about life

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

I am Mayonnaise!

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)