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Commendations and Accomplishments

Defeated an army of Killbots by sacrificing his troops until the bots' pre-set "Kill limit" was reached.
Rented self a medal after leading a successful assault on the Spiderian home world Tarantulon 6.
Led DOOP to victory over the peaceful Ball-People of planet Spheron 1.
Single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula.
Annihilated the Pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula.
Conducted a triumphant carpet bombing on Eden 7.
Authored Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War, which is likely a plagiarized version of Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
Sponsored "Brown Out".
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