Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 shadowdonkey31

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 5:00am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 1:44am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 12:55am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 5:19am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 10:04am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 14 Jan 2023 @ 9:55am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2023 @ 5:55am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Des @ 3:02pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 23 Des @ 8:07am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2023 @ 2:55am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 9:40am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2023 @ 2:17am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jul @ 7:00am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Didapatkan pada 21 Des @ 3:38pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2023 @ 5:20am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 5:52am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2023 @ 5:54am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt 2023 @ 2:41am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 7 Jan 2023 @ 7:39am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 1:15pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 23 Jun @ 5:06am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 23 Jun @ 2:30am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 23 Des @ 8:33am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 10:01am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 2:59am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jul @ 6:54am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2022 @ 2:35am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 23 Jun @ 5:06am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 1:08am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 10:07am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 2 Apr 2023 @ 6:47am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 9:27am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 1:30am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 1:52am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 7 Jan 2023 @ 7:49am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2023 @ 3:10am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 10:57am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2022 @ 3:16am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 23 Des @ 8:40am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Didapatkan pada 23 Des @ 7:55am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2023 @ 2:28am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

12 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30