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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 12:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 2:16am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:07pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 2:51am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 11:29am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:17am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:08am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:55am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:55am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 5:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 10:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 11:14am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 7:44am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:36am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:14pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 12:14pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 10:14am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 6:39pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 3:33am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 6:19pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 8:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:23am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 8:44am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 7:20am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 3:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 7:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 6:50am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2024 @ 6:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 7:33am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:28am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:53am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 2:02am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:56am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 7:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 10:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 6:28am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:29am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 12:45pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:54pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 10:55am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 6:46pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 3:29am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:11am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 6:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:47am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:37am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:08am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:18am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:19pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:05pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:25pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:56am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:29am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 2:16am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 7:44am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 7:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 7:03am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:16pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 4:30am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:04am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:17am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 10:51pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 1:24pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:10am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 6:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:47am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:51pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 3:39am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:08am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:24am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 4:19pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 12:42pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:52pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:56am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:10am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:11am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 2:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:47am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:55am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:45am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 7:01am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:05am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:20am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:25am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 12:27pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 11:59am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:55am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:00am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:07am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 7:20am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 5:35pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:30pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:52am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:35am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:48am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:48am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:23am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:03am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:08am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:17am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:34am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 11:13am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 3:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 10:55am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 10:55am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:49am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 10:57am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 10:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:21pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:57am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:23am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:56am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:23am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:14am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:18am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 12:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:26pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:09pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 8:15am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:08am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:11am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:03am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 12:03pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:08am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:02am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 7:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:45pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 11:21am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:20am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:55am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:14am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:22am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:08am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:04am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 12:03pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:06am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 11:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 11:33am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:55pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:44pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:06pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 10:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:04am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:08am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:50pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:54pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:27am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:58am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 7:30pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 12:02pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:14am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 9:44am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 12:53pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:23am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 7:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:17am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:07pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:30am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:55am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 7:04pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 12:52pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 7:08am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:43pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:27pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 2:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 8:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:36pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 7:10am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:14am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 5:57pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:36am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:25pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:12am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:17am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:11pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 5:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 11:13am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 7:29pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:07am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:50am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:43am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:46am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 6:36am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 11:17am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:57am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 5:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:57pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:27am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:58am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:14pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 11:33am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 4:29am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 1:45am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:07pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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