ℐ 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒶𝓀ℯ 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒽ℯ𝒶𝓇𝓉. ℱℴ𝓇 𝒷𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒹ℴ 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓀ℯ ℴ𝓃ℯ 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓌ℴ𝓇𝓁𝒹.













Names of weapons i may forget:
Knife: [Br]eaking [Ba]ck
If you're suffering from anxiety please remember: you're not alone, there's always someone behind you...
Scattergun: Nice to Meat You!
Grenade launcher: Connect four. The Classic Spam Four in a row game!
Also; Plumber Mann. Connecting Pipes for a living.
Scattergun: 𝑳𝒐𝒄𝒌, 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑻𝒘𝒐 𝑺𝒎𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒔. I've lost half a million in keys but I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Flame thrower: Press M2 to pay reflects.
Flare Gun: Life isn't flare.
Eyelander: Thanks for the heads up!
Market Gardener: Sniper, No Snipin'... Oh Mann!
Kukri: One Flew Over the Kukri's Nest.
Atomizer: The Mile High Club
Jag: Weapon of Fast Construction.
Wrench: Weapon of Mass Construction.
Gunslinger: The HandyMann.
Jarate: You're taking the piss mate. Literally.
Huntsman. lucklaster weapon. Accuracy may vary.
Rescue Ranger: The P.A.R.T.N.E.R. Known to all as the Portable Advanced Repair and Teleport Near Engineer Rifle.
Holiday Punch: You Laugh You Lose!
you either a smart fella.... or a fart smella
rip headphone users
spoonman
red team is red, blu team is blue, how did that lead taste, was it hard to chew?
Royal Inheritance: Passed down from Father to son, to grandson and then taken from that grandson by me.