Hello there, it's been awhile.

Just a Texan guy who loves bad jokes and nonsensical fun.

For those who have known me, commonly asked questions are answered below:

> So... what happened?
< Took a neat little exodus from society. Back in action now.

> What happened to your comment section?
< Needed a purge of undesirables. It'll remain closed until further notice.

> What are you up for doing nowadays?
< Pretty much anything. I'm always up for a round of good fun, so feel free to ask.

> I'm no longer on your friends list, what gives?
< For anyone that wasn't removed 'round July 2019, just add me back and explain who you were and we'll chat.