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ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴍʏ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᴅᴇsɪɢɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴜᴘ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ
💎 📒 🎄 💙 🍖 ⚡ 🔋 🍇 👹 💛 🐠 🕺 🥒 👑 🎫 📀
Every morning is a Smirnoff morning.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
-- Richard Burton
🌋 🌳 🐟 💄 🥞 🚙 🍆 🌋 🐊 👃 ⛳ 👾 🌽 📕 ⛳ 👳
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇." ♡
Step 1 - find 🔍 sink 💦💦
Step 2 - turn 🔁 tap on ✅
Step 3 - Put hands 👐 under ⬇️ Water 👐💦💦
Step 4 - Put soap 🧽🧼 on wet 😳💦 hands 👐
Step 5 - Rub 👌 hands together 👐
Step 6 - Make sure 👌 to scrub 🧽 all over hands 👐
Step 7 - Wash soap 🧼💦🧽 off hands 👐
Step 8️⃣ - Turn tap 💦🚿 off 😔
Step 9 - Dry 🚬🏝 hands 👐 with paper 📝 towels ( don’t use 😳😳 hand dryers 🤢🤢🤢)
Step 10 - be 🐝👐 disease free 👨⚕️👩🍳🧈
ησω ιƒ ι ∂ση'т мєєт уσυ ησ мσяє ιη тнιѕ ωσяℓ∂, тнєη ι'ℓℓ мєєт уσυ ιη тнє ηєχт σηє, αη∂ ∂ση'т вє ℓαтє. яємємвєя тнιѕ ωανє σƒ ¢σℓσяѕ αη∂ уσυ'ℓℓ ѕєє мє ιη уσυя ∂яєαмѕ ;)
This is when the reaction time of people playing video games shows the first sign of decline. You’re not getting dumber, because your brain then begins to compensate by relying on experience and mental shortcuts - so your thought process actually becomes more efficient.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♡ ♡ 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀~ 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀― Bernard M. Baruch
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— Lucille Ball