𝗦𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴

Tournament Results:

1x 4v1 Tournament winner 🥇(18.2.24 Gauntlet)
1x 4v1 Third place 🥉 (29.7.24 Gauntlet)

1x 4v1 Tournament winner🥇(Official BHVR tournaments)

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Intro:
The dodo can be a very kind, easy going and even an animal who can bond with you on a different level. BUT DONT GET TRICKED, some of them can deceive you, cook you for dinner (if theyre hungry enough) and even do the most unspeakable things to you. That's why you're here, you wanna learn, get better and most importantly GET UR OWN DODO. First lesson of today will be:

How to approach a dodo:
1. Dress up in a shrek costume

2. Have dodo-like movement(find more on my exclusive guide on xxx.dodo.com I MEAN DODODITURNARY.COM)

3. Do the traditional dodo dance (this is a way of playing tricks on her mind)

EXTRA TIPS:
1. Dont be a furry
2. Hate watermelon = insta death

Random facts about dodo's:
1. They are always stinky.
2. If you hear quacking during the night, they've become a timebomb and will explode
3. They use their HUGE BEAK when doing the mingles

How 2 calm down a dodo:
1. Bring them watermelon BUT ONLY from Mauritius. (Supplement being either caprisun or buldak, only the pink one)
2. If it happens where dodo becomes STRESSED doing the night, put on a crime documentary immediately!!!!

(P.S I DONT TAKE ANY ACCOUNTABILITY FOR ANY DAMAGE THAT MIGHT GET CAUSED)