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🍇 ♫ did
👹👳 ✶ you
💎📕📒 ☎ spend
🚙🎍👑💄 ✿ the
🌏🎈👾🌽🥒 ✏ weekend?"
🐟🐠⛳🚕🍖📘 ¤ asked the pretty brunette secretary of her blonde companion. "Fishing through the ice," she replied. "Fishing through the ice? Whatever for?" "Olives."
👳 🕺 🥞 🥒 🏓 💙 🍆 🎈 💛 📗 😺 💎 🐊 👹 🎄 ⚡
Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
"Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?"
"Well, yes, I am."
"Sorry. We don't serve strings here."
The determined string left the bar and stopped a passer-by. "Excuse,
me," it said, "would you shred my ends and tie me up like a pretzel?" The
passer-by obliged, and the string re-entered the bar. "May I have a beer,
please?" it asked the bartender.
The barkeep set a beer in front of the string, then suddenly stopped.
"Hey, aren't you the string I just threw out of here?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink
too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
-- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"
💗 🍇 🔋 🍖 📣 🎫 📀 🚗 🐟 👽 👾 🏀 ⛳ 👃 🌽 👔
"...my father is the Emperor of Klatch and my mother is a small tray of
raspberry puddings."
-- Agnes tells Christine about herself
(Terry Pratchett, Maskerade)
🎽 | 🎈 | ⚡ | 🚙 | 🌏 | 👹 | 🌳 | 🐳 | 📒 | 🌸 | 📣 | 🎄 | 🍧 | 🌋 | 🕺 | 📘 | 💛 | 📕 | 📗
🥒 ❀ This
🌸💗 ✶ striving
💚📣🌏 ❃ for
🎍🌂🍇🥞 ♧ excellence
🍆💃👽📒🚗 ♀ extends
🎽👳🌳📕🍧🚙 ❄ into people's personal lives as well. When '80s people buy something, they buy the best one, as determined by (1) price and (2) lack of availability. Eighties people buy imported dental floss. They buy gourmet baking soda. If an '80s couple goes to a restaurant where they have made a reservation three weeks in advance, and they are informed that their table is available, they stalk out immediately, because they know it is not an excellent restaurant. If it were, it would have an enormous crowd of excellence-oriented people like themselves waiting, their beepers going off like crickets in the night. An excellent restaurant wouldn't have a table ready immediately for anybody below the rank of Liza Minnelli. -- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"
☺ٿ❋ SUPERB GAME| (♥_♥) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ I THINK YOU ARE GOING SAVOR THIS STUFF- ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (◔/‿\◔) gl hf, 👃🌳🌳 💗🌏
→ "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze"
→ If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy.
👔 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 💗 ❄ 🐊 ❄ 🐳 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 🏓 ❄ 🎽 ❄ 🥒 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 👹 ❄ 📘 ❄ 📣
Yours truly, Maudie Koscho (the cat)
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(Mulder's watching a video tape)
Scully: It's not your usual brand of entertainment... What is
it?
Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered, it's an alien
autopsy. Guaranteed authentic."
Scully: You spent money for this???
Mulder: 29.95 plus shipping!
"The X-Files: Nisei"
Mulder: Eeenee meeeneee chili beanie, the spirits are about to
speak..
"The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"
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