/all gg

• E-DATING PRICES •'

❥ SLEEP CALL
10 minutes = $20
30 minutes = $40
1-3 hour = $70
4-6 hours = $100
10+ hours = $300

❥ TEXTS
good morning/night text = $5
per day "i love you" = $5
per message "i love you" with a chosen pet name after = $10
per message pet names pack (regular texting with additional pet name of your choice) = $70

❥ STATUS
putting you in my status = $35
putting you in my status with a pet name in front of your name = $50

Fantastically
Amusing
Good-hearted
Giggle-inducing
Outstanding
Timelessly funny

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4
KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how
many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

I think everyone wishes humans had tails. Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one