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88 of 127 (69%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:56pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 1:18pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 9:01pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2015 @ 9:44pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2015 @ 8:51pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 8:26pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 10:06pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2015 @ 10:33pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 7:11pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 5:32pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 9:10pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 5:37pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 9:47pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 7:28pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 3:36pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 12:56pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 1:15pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 6:35pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2015 @ 8:57pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 7:10pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 7:04pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 31 May, 2015 @ 5:59pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2018 @ 5:11pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 8:33pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2018 @ 5:13pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 11:42pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:10am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2018 @ 5:42pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 3 May, 2018 @ 9:31pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2018 @ 6:44pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2018 @ 6:40pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2018 @ 3:37pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2018 @ 3:54pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2016 @ 3:00pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2018 @ 2:42pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 7:38pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2018 @ 10:32pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 12:27am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:20pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 11:46pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 5:20am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 12:15am



Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.