My goal on Steam be like:

"I don't know what game you are, and don't necessary care about your story, if you are looking to test my patience, I can tell you that I don't have that much, but what I do have... are a very particular set of skills, skills that I've acquired in a very long gaming career, skills that make me a nightmare for games like you, if you let me play you, that will be the end of it, maybe I will play you again, but I can't garantee it, but if you have achievements, I will play you, I WILL acquire them, and I will uninstall you" - SESD's Gamer Achievement Speech

Inspired by: https://youtu.be/jZOywn1qArI