Dababy would never let something like crowdcrushing happen. The only suffocating at his concerts is dudes suffocating on his 13 incher (unerect of course, as no one is good enough to arouse him) in a classy manner. Dababy realizes the potential of his fan base as his personal flesh-lights, and would never let one go to waste.

“Why doesn’t Dababy just f**k da dead bodies?” If you have to ask that question, then you’re not a real fan. Real ones already know da answer to that. Dababy likes it when they resist, and they can’t resist when they’re Dead.

So next time you listen to Dababy (which should be all the time), just remember Dababy values you.

+rep fair and fast trader

-rep not baer cosby