Prehistoric human model — released sometime around early 2000's, probably running on dial-up. Brain operates on extremely low processing power; struggles with multitasking, common sense, and basic social cues. Prone to random emotional outbursts like a Windows 95 crash. Comes with built-in defects, possibly dropped on install. Does not accept updates, feedback, or reality. Best handled with caution, earplugs, and a sense of humor.