Recent reviews by Ser Paralyzia

♥♥♥♥ my friends

Still to this day, one of my favourite Colony Builders. I still come back to it all the time. Definitely recommended if you like difficult Colony Builders that don't hold your hand

Recieved this game as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I had known what it was because as soon as I touched it, I grew a moustache and became a Navy Seal. Mum fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl.

8/10 - minus 2 because my breasts were really nice.

This seemed like it was going to be an interesting game, and that is one way of describing it. The controls were floaty and seemingly unresponsive alot of the time, which would make platforming difficult, that is of course if I got to even experience the platforming. The game breaks on the second level with getting to the cage being physically impossible due to the lift not working at all. Maybe one day I will try this game again, but I doubt it.