The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

Hey. Sorry. I saw your profile picture and I just thought that you looked really cute in your picture. I really wanted to tell you that :). It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's just a guy thing. We should play some L4D2 sometime. It's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry, I'll be there to protect you ;). Sorry was that too far? Really sorry. I'm really shy and don't go out much haha. Add me on skype, we should talk more. You look nice and fun. xxx :3

I wanna ♥♥♥♥ you hard in the ♥♥♥♥♥ until one of us passes out from either pain or pleasure, and then after one of us passes out Satan will take the body, and make one of us his personal sex slave.

thats okay! I can send you more quotes later babe!

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1. Nacho is involved in every shenanigan from here on out
2. If a murder is commited, Nacho will be blackmailed into saying he is the killer
3. Silver owns Nacho's future houses, spouses, and children
4. Nacho also agree that this is indeed, Himself
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Congratulations, you have now challenged the Great Lord Cthulhu. Await a reply withen the next eons. May Father Dagon and Mother Hydra guide your corrupted Soul!! Cthulhu fhtagn.....

Good game.

So Cthulhu,the only way you could make up thing we "do" so specifically is if only you did them, and I'm guess captain of the football team was because either because your a fat white kid who's dad is the head coach, and felt bad for his socially awkward child, or that you were the only person on the "Hentai lovers". I also guess if drawing on an orange, calling it the "ball" and tossing it into a old lady's tracheostomy "basketball" I could believe you were a starter. Also if you find your girlfriend who probably gives a blow job to everything moving thing she passes, suffers from extreme anorexia and bulimia, so she doesn't eat but if she did she would barf it back up, and is the equivalent to a present-day african working in a sweatshop "banging hot" I would have to say you have a strange fetish.

it was a good game

That was so disgusting....

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ROFL

#100% YOLO

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,

My name is Lord Cthulhu, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

YOU DARE CALL LORD CTHULHU A ♥♥♥♥♥♥? MAY FATHER DAGON HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!!!!!

lick

lick

im sexy

you showed him my mom's tits? Dude

those were some nice tits eh. Right cthulhu

dude that was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gross

open condomn style

oh Hail Great Cthulhu

You Shall now worship me The Great Cthulhu

im beautiful

YO BUY ME SPLINTER CELL CONVICTION

ew he is FUGLY!