"Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."

"My potions are too strong for you, traveler."

"Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions."

"You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you."

"Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions."

"My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions."

"Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions."

"My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions."

"Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions."

"You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong."

"Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!"

"You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions are fit for a beast let alone a man."

"Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!"

"I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."

"Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions."

"That's what you'd better do."

"I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!"

"Good. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."

"You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything...except your potions!"

"Why respect knights...when my potions can do anything that you can..."

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Even when our team was in complete devastation, she did not give up and we won 16:14
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-rep won't sell her soul to satan

Own a Felwinters Lie for home defense, since that's what the Iron Lords intended. Four guardians break into my house. "What the traveler?" as I grab my Wormhusk Crown and aggressive frame shotgun. Slide and blow a axion bolt sized hole through the first guardian, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Better Devils on the second guardian, do very little damage because it's sunset, thanks Luke Smith. I have to resort to the drake tank parked at the top of the stairs loaded with solar rounds, "Eyes up, guardian" the explosion vaporizes two guardians on the spot, the sound and extra shrapnel wake up Lord Shaxx from his afternoon nap. Fix weighted knife and bullseye the last terrified light bearer. He bleeds out waiting on the vanguard to arrive since his ghost has no hands and can’t stitch him up. Just as the Iron Lords intended.

-rep pepega

-rep made me deaf with hardbass

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Random simping comment #1

still nr 1 king

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