Recent reviews by Sejtype Da Vinci

Totalt lort

---{ Graphics }---
☐ Post-Taco Bell toilet bowl
☐ Pixel Art/Remastered Old-School Graphics
☐ Not okay
☐ Okay
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Like outside, but with better graphics

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Uninstalled and refunded
☐ Point & Click/Visual Novel
☐ Okay
☑ Good
☐ Great
☐ It's my second life

---{ Audio }---
☐ Muted all sound to play
☐ Old-School Drive-Thru Order Box
☐ Decent
☐ MP3 Quality
☑ Acoustic Silver
☐ Total immersion

---{ Audience }---
☑ All ages
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Elders

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Runs on a Solar Calculator
☐ Low-end approved
☑ Needs some decent hardware
☐ System Requirements Kinda Steep
☐ Requires Top-End PC
☐ Supercomputers Only

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Linear Visual Novel
☐ Infants Might Be Able to Fail
☑ A little challenge
☐ A lotta challenge
☐ I broke my hardware playing this game
☐ From Software Game-Killer

---{ Grind }---
☐ Linear, single playthrough
☐ Multiple Endings/Achievements
☐ Collectibles/Hidden Endings & Achievements
☐ Branching Storyline/Gear Grinding
☐ ARPG/MMORPG Rep Grinding
☑ I'm like a Starbucks with how much I'm grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ Just Gameplay
☐ Non-Required Lore
☐ Choose Your Own Adventure
☐ Forgettable Story
☐ Decent Story
☐ The Next Great American Novel

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Less than 2 hours
☐ Completed within a day
☐ Completed within a month
☐ Want to do multiple playthroughs
☑ Endless gameplay potential

---{ Price }---
☐ You should be paid to play this...
☐ $0.00
☐ Buy on a Seasonal Steam Sale at a deep discount
☐ Worth if not at full price
☑ Worth at full price
☐ Buy the special editions!

---{ Bugs }---
☐ A roach nest inside of an anthill
☐ Standard AAA Game Release
☐ Early Access Release
☑ Rare bug or Crash
☐ Polished to Near Perfection

---{ Monetization }---
☐ Simulator Game-style DLC
☐ Ultimate Team Packs and other Surprise Mechanics
☐ Time Savers
☐ Season passes
☐ It's only cosmetic!!!!
☐ Some DLC
☑ Only the base game or free add-ons

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Vewy Gud gamE!!

Very good game, but it gets boring after 3 days. But good game!

vei goo gam

Its the worst game ever, DON'T BUY!

Goud Gamme

Really funny to play with other's

Very fun.