9:16 pm - -bJ- Wolfman [3:]: hey, i'm still masturbating. don't be such a sissy.

Wolfman: No matter how hard you try you can always go deeper

11:43 AM - urphnao: dong is better tbh

4:51 PM - Wolfman: never speak to me again

7:59 pm - Wolfman [3:]: reccomended for you: furry conventions

10:52 PM - Wolfman [3:]: i'll put my snake in your boot

6:25 PM - Funkles: warning; local funk is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salty

10:18 PM - Turtlegreenyoshi: huni just made me wet

7:05 PM - Funkles: And to tonights 7pm headlines. 22 dead in india as a fireworks display goes wrong, a man in sydneys east stabbed by gangland members and our top story; man living in rural nsw discovered to be pure sodium chloride.

11:30 PM - Wolfman [3:]: i know the reference
11:30 PM - Cena Colada: I know your reference
11:30 PM - Wolfman [3:]: i'll refer you
11:30 PM - Cena Colada: to your sister?
11:30 PM - Wolfman [3:]: to my fist
11:30 PM - Cena Colada: aw
11:30 PM - Wolfman [3:]: my fist-er
11:30 PM - Wolfman [3:]: WAIT ♥♥♥♥
11:30 PM - Cena Colada: OH GOD

12:32 AM - Wolfman [3:]: i'm just watchin with these here binoculars from a distance
12:32 AM - Wolfman [3:]: and definetly not fappin

9:44 PM - exed: THE MONTH OF SPOOK IS ALMOST UPON US
9:44 PM - exed: PREPARE THE ANTI SKELETON DEVICES
9:45 PM - exed: YOU HAVE 26 HOURS UNTIL THE SKELETONS MARCH UPON US
9:45 PM - exed: HURRY MY CHILD
9:45 PM - exed: WE HAVENT MUCH TIME
9:45 PM - exed is now Offline.

4:45 PM - exed: Step 1: Git
4:45 PM - exed: Step 2: Dug
4:45 PM - exed: YUP
4:45 PM - exed: THAT
4:45 PM - exed: ♥♥♥♥
4:45 PM - exed: asdl;jkabsdlksad;
4:45 PM - exed is now Offline.

1:57 pm - Wolfman [3:]: thankyou man of metal and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ airshots
1:58 pm - Wolfman [3:]: of soaring pipes and righteous riffs

12:01 am - Wolfman [3:]: ok
12:01 am - Wolfman [3:]: first of all
12:01 am - Wolfman [3:]: ♥♥♥♥ you
12:01 am - Wolfman [3:]: second of all
12:01 am - Wolfman [3:]: refer to point 1

Funkles: when seiduck goes golfing, what kind of course does he play???
3:06 pm - Dan "The Defiler" Schneider: uh oh
3:06 pm - Funkles: the foreway
3:07 pm - Dan "The Defiler" Schneider: oh my god.

10:15 pm - Afin A.D. Visor: Meh, I wouldn't kill you
10:15 pm - Afin A.D. Visor: I'd stab wolfman in the back first

1:19 am - Green Eggs & Ham: if i remove those arms would you die?
1:20 am - Wolfman [3:]: it would be extremely painful
1:20 am - Green Eggs & Ham: you've got big arms
1:21 am - Wolfman [3:]: for you

12:02 am - -bJ- Wolfman [3:]: MY GOD I AM SO ANGRY
12:03 am - -bJ- Wolfman [3:]: I COULD BEAT A GUY OFF

1:17 pm - -bJ- Wolfman [3:]: he's in the basement where i felt him

Jorril: Why am I getting it from both ends? I'm not Sasha Grey!

Green Eggs & Ham: Mammarian Milkmash
Green Eggs & Ham: i regret everything

1:57 pm - Haydino: Sorry the jury has spoken
1:57 pm - Haydino: seidon confirmed appealing

-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: my lady bits cant take it

3:57 PM - AG. Wolfman [3:]: YOU SIT THERE IN YOUR HEARTACHE
3:57 PM - seidon: WAITING ON SOME
3:57 PM - AG. Wolfman [3:]: BEAUTIFUL BOY TO
3:57 PM - seidon: SAVE YOU FROM
3:57 PM - AG. Wolfman [3:]: YOUR OLD WAYS
3:57 PM - seidon: YOU PLAY FORGIVENESS
3:57 PM - AG. Wolfman [3:]: WATCH HIM NOW
3:57 PM - seidon: HERE HE COMES
3:58 PM - AG. Wolfman [3:]: HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS
3:58 PM - seidon: BUT HE TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN
3:58 PM - AG. Wolfman [3:]: LIKE YOU IMAGINED
3:58 PM - seidon: WHEN YOU WERE YOUUUNNNNGGGGG

8:23 am - -bJ- seidon: ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ PIPE HIM
8:23 am - -bJ- exed: ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ MEATSHOT HIM
8:23 am - -bJ- seidon: ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ PIPE HIM
8:23 am - -bJ- exed: ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ MEATSHOT HIM
8:23 am - -bJ- seidon: ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ PIPE HIM
8:23 am - -bJ- exed: ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ MEATSHOT HIM
8:23 am - -bJ- seidon: ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ PIPE HIM
8:23 am - -bJ- exed: ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽ᕤ BAT HIM

Sirlaggalot [3:]: i could put 50 ♥♥♥♥♥ in that mouth
Sirlaggalot [3:]: Im sorry but i talk about ♥♥♥♥♥ a lot ok
Sirlaggalot [3:]: i like to talk about ♥♥♥♥♥
Sirlaggalot [3:]: im proud to talk about ♥♥♥♥♥
Sirlaggalot [3:]: everyone must know my fascination with the D

10:01 pm - raindear man: LOL
10:01 pm - raindear man: I THREW THE COFFEE POT
10:01 pm - raindear man: AT MY WIFE
10:01 pm - raindear man: OWNED ♥♥♥♥♥
10:01 pm - seidon: ROFL
10:01 pm - seidon: BEST HUSBAND 2014
10:02 pm - raindear man: LOL I PUT THE TOASTER IN THE SINK
10:02 pm - raindear man: SHES WASHING DISHES

6:15 PM - AG. Wolfman [3:]: you disgusting human being
6:15 PM - AG. Wolfman [3:]: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

10:17 PM - Paraplegic Green Badger: Pfft not likely, you're kawaii as ♥♥♥♥ seidon, i'd date you 10:17 PM - seidon: I ain't even kawaii
10:17 PM - Paraplegic Green Badger: nu
10:18 PM - Paraplegic Green Badger: date me seidon

Ted: Why are you never in the mood? Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love!
Wolfman: Because your breath stinks.
Jorril: I thought it was because you usually had him bent over the table.

4:41 PM - the yolocaust: So how's your girlfriend, old pal?
4:42 PM - Wolfman [3:]: Still attached to my wrist
4:42 PM - Wolfman [3:]: And if we get freaky in public it looks bad

Wolfman [3:]: skype mumble
Wolfman [3:]: it's just me atm
Lord.Teddy Dude ♦: im on the phone and naked
Wolfman [3:]: all the more reason

2:44 AM - aC #rumoforpresident: Seidon I love you dude

2:13 PM - Wolfman [3:]: your poop-fu is weak mah boy

5:14 PM - Jamie - Dodgy Mouse: I could make love to you
5:14 PM - Jamie - Dodgy Mouse: right now

7:43 PM - Wolfman [3:]: i'm your ♥♥♥♥♥

12:17 PM - tbc.Haydino: I just did the little Mexican girl thing

2:23 PM - Turtle @lansmash: safety for my butt is one of the reasons i'm not going

11:43 PM - Seidon: Are you British enough to ♥♥♥♥ the queen yet?
11:43 PM - Seidon: It's ok if you're not, i'm just checking.
11:45 PM - tbc.Turtle: haha
11:45 PM - tbc.Turtle: I am
11:45 PM - Seidon: Ok, good.

8:45 PM - Wolfman [3:] - BRB SYDNEY: Shotgun rounds do diminish the prices of most objects
8:46 PM - Wolfman [3:] - BRB SYDNEY: That don't belong to Kurt Cobain
8:46 PM - Wolfman [3:] - BRB SYDNEY shows self the door

11:39 PM - tbc.Haydino: For the record I like you more than Hitler

11:24 AM - Giovanni: Put that erection down sir
11:24 AM - seidon```: TOO LATE.

1:58 AM - Wolfman [3:]: you would
1:58 AM - Wolfman [3:]: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleb
1:58 AM - Wolfman [3:]: god
1:58 AM - Wolfman [3:]: dammit
1:58 AM - Wolfman [3:]: seidon

8:35 PM - Wolfman [3:]: "I gave a blowjob to a robot because I was horny"
8:35 PM - Wolfman [3:]: I'm not THAT desperate

7:09 PM - Perago Reintarnation: not a dry eye at your e-funeral
7:10 PM - Perago Reintarnation: hey man your presence would be missed
7:10 PM - Perago Reintarnation: so enigmatic
7:11 PM - Perago Reintarnation: so mysterious
7:11 PM - Perago Reintarnation: this man
7:11 PM - Perago Reintarnation: touching our lives while we touch ourselves
7:11 PM - Perago Reintarnation: intimate places
7:11 PM - seidon``: not even.
7:12 PM - Perago Reintarnation: yes even
7:12 PM - Perago Reintarnation: i'm fapping right now
7:12 PM - Perago Reintarnation: that's not a moment i don't jerk off when you're in the server
7:12 PM - Perago Reintarnation: pop up in the bottom right corner of screen
7:13 PM - Perago Reintarnation: Seidon is now playing TF2
7:13 PM - Perago Reintarnation: boom
7:13 PM - Perago Reintarnation: the rest of my afternoon gone

12:50 AM - seidon.: Don't worry, you have Matt.
12:50 AM - Wolfman [3:]: That is a terrible name for a hand
12:50 AM - seidon.: ctrl + c.
12:50 AM - Wolfman [3:]: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

8:52 PM - ɠ. #capped :<: brb, wanking

6:30 PM - Matt: i make pro 720 noscope backflip double gorrila falcon shot errday foo

9:02 PM - Wolfman [3:]: