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I'm a total trash mammal

Big boner down the line
You might be mistaken for a trash can
I upgraded my phone...hard
Your heart is as cold as my butt
The button is laughting at me!
What color does the L stand for? Ice socks and sandals
Hey, you didn't hit me with my entire couch
I've tought of a few ideeas so far, i've got one. Goodbye!
First you parade into my house, then you insult me without a plot twist?
It's all just a bad dream, it's time to me to express my feelings. You won't last long!
This bonner only goes one way, and we both know which one

I've got a beep, i'm f.ucking censoring myself
That wasn't a nosebleed, that was a miracle showing my divinity

I love exceptions, they are my favorite kind of exceptions
Who doesn't like monster trucks deserve to die. I just realized i don't like monster trucks.
Hello, i'm here for no reason and now i'm going. Bye!
I am dead? Yes! There is a god! Wait. I'm not dead. There is no god!
I would give you an advance but i've deposited the money in a bank, and by bank i meant my a.sshole.
Please scream for dramatic effect

If I have a spirit animal, it's probably a goat, screaming in the wind

You do not want to damage, can soft
He loved life, all rights reserved
You were just robots, i you died
I think slides
You can how? No! I do not know I
If i eat more jelly donuts could i happen?
Please? Please what? Thank you? Please stay!

Grab them by the puppy
You are all garage

Tell me why i'm wasting my nut on you? Because it's my c.ock.
I like f.ucking little boys like myself
Boy, remember you will have a clean d.ick so keep it clean or i shall suck it myself
Hey, how you hey, i'm dump
Even my parents disowned me
What's your problem? I'm just the girliest boy in the school
I want you to suck me off. You may learn something

Man i was taking a s.hit right now. Alright i'm proud of ya.
You came here to f.uck me? You?

Vast into the glory of what our master's a.ss has created
Why do you always have to f.uck me? You will never understand.
Think about the most horrific, awfull thing you can think of and multiply it by cancer

Propun un toast. Este ora joi
Iar erectie! Desigur

I love a.ss pizza
If only women in real life took off their clothes whenever i played candy crush in front of them


You are police? I accept!
I should not mix boy and boner together

Look at my crotch! It's on fire!
It tastes like sex with an angel.

This is my giant subwoofers speaker that i use as a vibrator
He is a kindergarden dropout, with flexible superpower. On f.ucking history channel!

I can erase your memories, i own you!
She likes coconuts because she finds them relatable.
You underestimate my tinfoil reservers.

I'm a bad dad but I can be your daddy
You know what viagra does to human body? Same thing to everything.
Now the chorus comes in, but nobody knows why, except Mozart, and he's dead!
The ice cube factory burned down.


Did you know that the art is more valuable when the artist is dead? Oh so you kill me?

A guy tried to kill my wife, so i r.aped him.
Your hatred of my skin is new to me.

Long story short, i'm gay now and i want to bang my sister
I want to ravage your body harder than a mustang on steroids
I have too much fun when it comes to killing people
How exited the cat is. He's running away from home
Why do these 3 guys want me to leave them alone in the bathroom?
R is for running out of whiskey
Hello there, i noticed that you have a hamburger. I, myself, have a hamburger. Shall we f.uck?

In his defense, he was telling us to go f.uck ourselves.
I'm free! I can do whatever i want! Oh i just killed myself.
It's like Disneyland, but for children.
I'm salty about these guys with morals here. I don't have morals, give me money, i'll let you in!

Put the baby in a crate and write on it 'return to the sender'.
What's that behind your ear? It's a hearing aid.

So basically Schadenfreude is the uno reverse card of masochism, right?
Why don't you jack off in a bottle of formaldahyde and call it our first born?

Pretty impressive amount of short cuts.
F.ucking adorable like a puppy. KILL IT!
F.uck the romanians, they ruined Romania!

They called me the Drift King back in college. It was a small college.
Why are you trying to eat everything you eat?
My lovely daughter is currently on sale.

I'm just going to sacrifice more prisoners. They are just a bunch of useless women that i can't sell.
We will deep fry your kebab''. Is that a promise? A threat? A guarantee?
I was too honorable and i turned down the money by accident
A girl got a meat stick shoved down her throat and it was presented platonically!

Huh i didn't think that my day would involve me chasing Tinkie Winkie with a chainsaw
Oh no that's Hitler s.hit s.hit! I thought it was just a zombie i didn't realize it was Hitler!
Out of my way Hitler is coming!

You're the type of guy to give his pc specs on his tinder profile.
He works really hard at it for just putting tape on the ground.

I've never seen a car f.uck me particularly in that way before.
This person is in the perfect spot to f.uck me.
It's good to shed a few tears every 50 minutes.
So naturally I had to beat my sister
You cannot defeat me for these glasses are gucci.
Oh wow a woman changing a tire. That's rare!
They are f.ucking without the music on!

What do you mean i kill her because i'm in love with her?
Women and children sometimes get slapped in the face less

*in deep male voice* Hello, this is Alice
I didn't kill him, he ran backwards into my knife while doing a flip and you cannot prove otherwise. Take that! Probatio diabolica!
On that sidenote, is your girlfriend single?

What if the Stardust Crusaders went on an actual crusade?
Do you think Nostradamus predicted the bardcore gaining popularity in times of a pandemic?
Please be gentle, my safe word is Hargelshnarfel
I felt good for a couple of moments...then everything went back to normal.

Reject of the simple minded primitive concepts like morality, empathy and the Geneva Convention
Oh don't worry about me, my wife punches me during sex.
Remember when the 6th hokage stuck his fingers in the 7th hokage's ass?

Care vrei sa fie cuvantul de siguranta? -Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconioza
Bă eu vreau să devin deștept da' nu pot că's prost
Did you erection with me?

Go f.uck yourself! Only if you watch.
The whistle makes me their god.
Lions shouldn't be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion.

Fetele orfane sunt mai spicy.
Hotdog water is technically tea.
Collective punishment violates the geneva convention

In fact, fetele orfane nu sunt deloc spicy.
Cola la conserva

That guy took away my C-section!
Ok I have a delta 3 in chess, and I'm gonna need the German password, oh the needy beer is almost empty

Am învățat de pe Sims ca dacă nu avem prieteni, nu avem pe cine invita la nuntă.