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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:51am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:31am

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:50pm



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.