Welcome to my profile, where dreams come to die and trolls come to thrive. I'm a professional button-masher and keyboard-puncher, with a mastery of the 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete' combo. My favorite pastime is griefing noobs in online games, because nothing brings me more joy than ruining someone's day. I've been banned from more servers than I can count, but that just means I'm doing something right. If you're looking for a friend, look elsewhere. But if you're looking for an arch-nemesis, you've come to the right place. Let's get trolling!