Recent reviews by Parmesean

amitois are the weirdest design choice I've seen in a game like this lol
it's so unserious and immersion breaking... I just can't do it.

One of the best ARPGs. Almost all negative reviews are about server issues on launch. Devs have been super communicative and are trying their hardest to fix that.

A relaxing and unique experience

I can give a pass on day 1 crashes... that's somewhat understandable.

What I can't forgive is:

- the worst spatial sound in an FPS since 2010
- a tragically bad UI
- boring equipment leveling experience
- multiple important game modes not available on launch for a $70 game
- loading in to a fresh match and the teams aren't even balanced (2v6 is common and it stays that way lol)
- painfully bad hitreg /netcode /servers. Nothing like dying in .01 seconds to a bullet from an SMG just to watch the replay and see they were spraying you down and missing for a solid few seconds but you couldn't hear it because the sound in this game is a dumpster fire.


I want to like this game, but I doubt most of these issues will be fixed and I'd bet only diehard CoD fans would continue to play this game past the first few weeks.

This game is 100x better than I expected.

Are you the kind of person that explores every nook and cranny of a map to scrounge for resources and gear?
Yeah, you'll love this game.

I should've changed this review long ago.

The game is better than I thought it would be at release, and I love it.

Alright. Here's the deal. You may be finding yourself saying, "Why would someone want to play a truck driving simultion game?" Well, since it's super cheap now, buy it and do the following:

Use a controller, get a good podcast going in the background (if you're into scary stories, try the Nosleep podcast!) then start playing. It's super relaxing and it's really a beautiful game.

When you hit that ETS2 zen, you'll thank me. I promise.