1000 Steam Games - January 31st, 2013
2000 Steam Games - December 16th, 2015
3000 Steam Games - May 31st, 2020
4000 Steam Games - December 11th, 2024

1000 Steam DLC - June 21st, 2018 [*Before Shovelware/Double Count Fix*]
2000 Steam DLC - July 4th, 2019 [*Before Shovelware/Double Count Fix*]

10 Blizzard Games [RIP]
64 Desura Games [RIP]
540 Epic Games
44 Free-To-Play Games Played
288 GOG Games
51 EA Play (Origin) Games
25 Uplay Games


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Online - Available to talk, game, party etc.
Away - AFK
Busy - Most likely AFK, but will have Steam Mobile on.

-[OLD RULE; DISREGARD]-
If you see "[MURP: /φ\ :sDx4] | ASF", this means I'm 75% AFK and running IdleMaster to collect remaining trading cards; feel free to message though, because most often I'll have Mobile app running.



-: Follow these rules
-: No but seriously, please follow them.
-: Leave a comment on my wall first *BEFORE* adding me. This way I know you are human and not some dumb bot.
-: If we are trading a Steam gift for a Bundle key or vice versa, the person with key goes first; just a rule of thumb.
-: I'll practically swap any set of cards you throw at me; if it's a set of cards that interests me, sure, why the hell not.
-: Will trade for any TF2 metals and will do 60 unclaimed or 100 scrap per key (TF2/Vanilla CSGO only).
-: The game; You lost it.
-: Not setting a set price on any set, really. Try saying that five times fast.
-: Actually, it's really easy to do that. Disregard the last rule (Does that even count as a rule?)
-: Another rule that's random and has nothing to do with that actual rules, but I'm sure you are reading this anyways. :apafrog:

Besides that, just hit me up! I'm basically looking for anything and everything



douglasadams: (I love how Murp took it seriously. He actually has 0 warnings)
Murþ: really?
Murþ: that can't be right.
douglasadams: Yep, you're monstrous kind.

Koneko Toujou: murp
Used to imply contentness . Also a good way to respond to a question without giving an answer.
Contentness
-: After enjoying a cold drink: "murp", after a something is said in your favor "murp"
Koneko Toujou: Nonanswer - Dad : "Son, are you going to mow that lawn today?" Son : "murp"
Koneko Toujou: Noun. A person with a noticable personality deficiency. More than just boring, a Murp has difficulty inciting interest in any way possible.

MaximumBunny: I have a one up if you're into eating green mushrooms that run away from you on the ground

Godofcheese: Also, who shoots someone during sex? That's just rude.

GlaDOS (Portal 2): Look at you, gliding through the air all majestic, like an eagle riding a blimp.

(Niece & Nephew)

Sefa: You're a poop canoe, Joey!
Joey: What?! I am *NOT* a poop canoe!


Vanzemljak: gg norbs
Murp: uh oh, norby with the ban
norby89: who's next
Murp: Vanz
Vanzemljak: /me hides in a bush
Murp: but you needa go in his bush
Murp: that sounded so wrong

MaximumBunny: so a man came to my door the other day asking for a donation to the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water

FighterFox: its gonna be ok
FighterFox: hospitals arent that bad
FighterFox: just imagine yourself walking into a rainbow
FighterFox: and then sleeping
FighterFox: and then waking up on a cloud of....
FighterFox: medications
FighterFox: gettin hiiighhhh


Trader's Guild!

One of Steam's oldest trading channels, and also one of, if not, the best! Stop by some time, won't you?





UPDATED 08/17/19

I am currently actively seeking removed games from Steam; if anyone has any of the following from this list, please add me and/or contact me as soon as possible. You WILL be handsomely rewarded, with either inventory items/gifts/Paypal, other options as well.

https://pastebin.com/befXaWGH

Total Removed Games Count : 84 / 1654
Total Removed Software/Hardware Count : 0 / 2
Total Purchase Disabled Games Count : 70 / 508



[+] - Added to Library Permanently (i.e. DLC)
[REMOVED] - No longer in Steam Store

8BitMMO
AdVenture Capitalist
ArcheBlade
Awesomenauts [+]
Block N Load [+]
Bloodline Champions
Brawlhalla [+]
Clicker Heroes
Dirty Bomb
DotA 2 [+]
Dungeon Defenders II [+]
EVE Online [+]
Fistful of Frags
Fractured Space [+]
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex - First Assault Online [+]
HAWKEN [+]
Let the Cat in
Loadout [+]
Paladins
Royal Crown
Rusty Hearts [REMOVED]
Scribe
Scribe 2
Secret World (Legends) [+]
Smite
SNOW [+]
Spiral Knights
Super MNC [+]
Team Fortress 2 [+]
Ultimate Custom Night
Unturned
Viridi
Warframe
Wilson Chronic