CHEATER

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

too chikeeeen

-rep yucky pic

Lets*

Come with me cruckus, leyes destroy pathata

♥♥♥♥ u cruckus

Welcome to The Krusty Krab We got the hamburger, we got the dab We got the special sauce, ♥♥♥♥♥ that's here We don't ♥♥♥♥ with Plankton, makin' it clear
Okay, let me get a number 8 I want that Krabby Patty on a plate I want the lettuce and I want tomato and I want some fries with that I will be straight
So you just wanted that 8? Krabby Patty, you not getting no shake But it is what it is, you afford what you pay Thinking Squidward gettin' fired he late Oh by the way we got cookies and cream With the fillin' inside if you know what I mean You can go 'head and get it if life gets you straight We gon' get your order ready, if not we gon' be late (Sponge, let's get it!)
Welcome to The Krusty Krab We got the hamburger, we got the dab We got the special sauce, ♥♥♥♥♥ that's here We don't ♥♥♥♥ with Plankton, makin' it clear

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Normal conversation in 2017

¯\ (ゝω・) /¯ (Away): What are you-gay?!
cruckus: what are you straight?

a dog with legs is not a normal dog
normal dog backwards is hot dog
a hot dog is a festivalized food for all people
hot dogs are made of meat and a hot-dog is also made of meat
when you combine two different meats, you get sewage
a llama that travels 30 miles in one day is not a animal

cruckus backwards is ruckus
meaning of ruckus is a disturbance or commotion.
disturbance backwards is the truth
the truth is that a male that eats honey cannot be a california honey bee.

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beautiful

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a donkey that does not walk cannot be referred to as a dog.

a cookie made of wood is not a cookie at all.

Shhh cruckus, swear I didn't know it was k pop! ;)

+rep Saw him on a "How to get a six pack" Magazine

dude... if it's you that's emailing me about playing "farmville" on facebook with you, knock it the ♥♥♥♥ off. I don't play farming simulatiors thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and a waste of time you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd. You seriously think it's funny leaving messages on my mother's cellphone telling her "tell your son to water his flowers, he's causing death." that ♥♥♥♥ scares a old woman you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the hell is your problem!? How the ♥♥♥♥ did you get her number anyway you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creep. My mother thinking i'm starting forest fires and ♥♥♥♥- you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd. Leave me alone, find somoene eles to help mend your crops ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I'd like an imaginary dollar to buy an imaginary twinkie to gain imaginary calories please

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun!

Good evening, Cruckus, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We reccomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Have a nice day. :)

Dang we got a cyber bully over here

Wow. u look soooooo stupid with that profile, ♥♥♥

don;t trsah talk me agian

n00blign

-Rep I just hack yur friends account ~ OURMINES!

The clown haded signeds thised profile.

-rep, team kills me on DOI.

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rats

-rep inconsistent

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cuckus

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ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) ʅฺ(・ω・。)ʃฺ？？

ʅ（‾◡◝）ʃ

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