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Ladies and gentlemen, the answer to the question “are traps gay?” has finally been solved, and it involves quantum mechanics.

Now, in case you don’t know what quantum mechanics are, quantum mechanics is the study of how subatomic particles interact with the world.

Now, this entire study is based on the theory of Schrödinger’s cat. (You’re probably familiar with it, I’ll explain it anyway.)
rks is that, sometimes, it acts as a wave, but other times, it acts as a particle. Now, which it acts as changes whether or not you observe it.

Now, to bring this theory back to traps. I have this theory that I like to call “Schrödinger’s Schlong.” Now here’s how it goes:

You don’t know if a trap has a ♥♥♥♥ or not until you observe it. Therefore, traps are both gay and not gay until you observe the them, therefore we are the ones that make the traps gay, not the traps being gay themselves. So when you think about it, is it the traps that are really gay, or is it us?

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