scyborg's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 7:21pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2019 @ 1:38pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2019 @ 8:57pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 10:03am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 2:38pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2019 @ 10:15pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 1:17pm

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2019 @ 7:34am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 7:43pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2019 @ 7:36pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 9:33pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2019 @ 9:27am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2019 @ 1:38pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 11:11am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2019 @ 9:43pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2019 @ 8:03pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 9:23pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2019 @ 7:41pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2019 @ 10:08pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 9:27pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 8:47pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 10:57am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2019 @ 8:41am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2019 @ 11:39am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 8:01pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2019 @ 1:11pm

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 7:49pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2019 @ 7:19pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2019 @ 8:32am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2019 @ 3:45pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 10:51pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2019 @ 9:27am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 8:42pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2019 @ 9:41pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!