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Hey scoot its Rory! and Teegan we are heading over to your house maybe with more friends? nothing wrong with my phone or Teegs just wanting to use this fuction of Steam. Okay hope you see this BEFORE we get to your house or it would be AKWARD for everyone. ANyways how was your day? Teegan went to ask more friends if they want to go with us and I really shoulnt be sending this message because I dont have my car at Sneed and it would take more time to get it than it would to drive from Sneed to your house, by the way I really hope you get push notifications on Steam or again this would be akward when we arive to your house and gave you no warning.

Oh man Teegans back and he says that he cant find his phone! Oh no! Whatever are we to do!? WAIT! I have my phone and if I call Teegan's phone then we can find it faster than we would trying to look for it without a phone going off. Oh. Wait...It was in his pocket the whole time...That silly Teegan he just asked me the silliest question. Oh man the times we have together... OH I ALMOST FORGOT ITS SO LATE!! TEEGAN! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!! Oh Teegan has just informed me that today is Friday and we do not have classes on Weekends. Why do they call it a weekend? Is Sunday NOT the begining of the week?

I swear those gosh darn people who made up the names of the week are surly some funny customers. Are you reading this at this point Scott? I hope you are because if you dont read this line and answer my question at the door of your house I will do waht H. Jon Benjaman did to his career, killed it. It being you. and you being myself. and myself being (Borat voice) Mey Waief. Teegan has this really cool poster of Super Metroid that I find myself staring at from time to time. I often ask myself, why cant a man play the role of hero for a change in the Metroid series? I mean is too much to ask of the developers to make a strong male role that ends up the hero that Samus needs at the time. I mean really! Is it too much to ask...? I dont know. But what I do know is that I sometimes dream of all of us together on a ship and David is the captain?

Like seriously, David woudn't be the captain of a broat. He can barely drive a car. Why would we give him the responsibility of a Broat? By the way the reason that Im saying broat is because of Steve Brule's show called Check It Out on Adult Swim. Its John C. Riley portraing a mentally handicaped man who is in charge of his own show. Kind of like how David is in charge of my broat in my dream. Oh we just found out that Cal is in Dallas. So he wont be able to make it. :( Is this a blog like Dog with a Blog. That show was SOOOOOOOOOOO Funny. HAHAHAHAHA! A DOG!!! WITH A BLOG!!!!! What?!?!?!? How absurd. Hey Scott do you have food at your house? I pretty hungry and Teegan says in an enthusiastic voice, "I HAVE GARLIC BREAD" and he has the lust for Garlic Bread. He also has black garlic that is sweet? Thats weird. Why would garlic be sweet. I think it should be salted. That way it doesnt suck. Like your mom lol

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :))

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