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I'd love a handjob from Theresa May.

She'd catch me in the drawing room, at myself, and say 'why what on earth are you doing!!'. I'd be all shocked and embarassed and go to pull up me cacks, but she'd say 'give it here you horrible boy' and whack me off while telling me its terribly incorrect to do so in the very room where Churchill once had tea.

She finishes me off into a British govt envelope which she pops into my shirt pocket.
Then she'd smack my bum with a book and tell me to go home at once and not to steal any buns on the way.

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