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SCARED

♥♥♥ u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ get off the game u fat ♥♥♥♥

FAT kid

go back to rust, probably bought your RL account just like you probably buy wallhacks lol

-rep he doesnt love me

Gotta be fast to get in that net...

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.

this guys all talk no skill

think twice before tossing one uphill

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ragequit LOLLLL

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Signed by Jame

If im lucky my parents wont hear me while i sneak out of my room tonight.

I love spreading jiff peanutbutter on my balls and letting my dog Ruffles lick them. i love how he gets every last inch of nut. he is an older bulldog that does not mind using his teeth when its needed. everytime im in school i think of my dog's moist long and smelly tounge i ask the teacher if i could use the bathroom. When i go inside a stall i begin to touch myself. The other students know i do this and laugh at me. i think tomorrow i will finger my dogs butt hole while he licks my ball sack he seems to like that.

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-rep asked him to lube it up first and he just shoved it in dry tearing my walls and leaving me a bloody crying mess

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say…. ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well… I was wondering if u wanted to play Dota 2 with me (Im a god tier sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to rank wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Alpine Stalker set? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my Post Malone music in the background if you want…) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that Skype and CALL. :)

+rep upper lip smells like beef

-rep not good at role playing in CUlVl simulator

This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified♥♥♥♥♥♥♥privileged Nazi slave

I’ve been a member of my gym for over 12 years and I started working out at the age of 13. I didn’t payed for my gym membership for the past 10 years because the owners realized just HAVING me there was a MAJOR boost to publicity and they honestly might as well pay for me to attend the gym instead of just getting it for free. I can literally bench 400 lbs so I suggest you work on your puny arms. Let me know when u stop consuming soy and start consuming protein like an actual male. My diet at this point is ~5000 calories a day (peanut butter, nuts, etc, proteen bar, stake, fish, protein shake).

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

It's ya boy Zach 9 fingers and ill suck ya ♥♥♥♥ clean off my guy. listen up i got two speeds both with rip the skin off ya flute.
also peep my new mixtape out now on itunes called 4 and a half fingers for your ♥♥♥♥♥ featuring the hot single "stub lovin' that ass"