gothmog : when there's an earthquake
gothmog : what if it's just earth having parkinson's

omega to killer : so would you marry someone without legs
killer : yes i would
gothmog : so if we set you up on a blind date with a girl without legs...
omega : oh wait she's blind too?

gothmog : it was such a good opportunity 2 years ago
teejay : to commit suicide?
gothmog : nah to die

gothmog : isn't that basically the american fatass diet?
me : idk man
teejay : nah it's like a 100% carbo then another 100% protein
gothmog : so you realize that makes 200% right? excuse you
teejay : because they're 200% larger than us

2:25 AM - scot: what you gon eat then
2:26 AM - ♔ b.: my dog if she doesn't stop scratching the dAMN DOOR
2:26 AM - ♔ b.: BRB

white boy : what cinema is in tgv cinemas ah

teejay : the older sister in upin and ipin is actually kind of hot ah

me : so basically he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the floor throughout the entire movie
killer : wait you can ♥♥♥♥ the floor??

killer : gothmog why do you sound so dead
gothmog : i told you, i just woke up
killer : i know but
killer : why do you sound so dead

gothmog : shoot someone with a knife, it's a bullet
gothmog : stab someone with a bullet, it's a knife

omega : how many oldest am i than you ah teejay

12:41 AM - omega: i SWEAR to god
12:41 AM - omega: gothmog's brain
12:41 AM - omega: works at the speed
12:41 AM - omega: of malaysian public transport

sue : ok so stranded on an island and u have 2 people with u
sue : who'd it be and why
me : omega would be good
me : cause he tall and ♥♥♥♥
me : can pick ♥♥♥♥ off trees
sue : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sue : _you're just using omega to pick fruits off the trees_
me : _nah_
sue : _maybe can use him as shade too tbh_
sue : after he burnt already can eat him
sue : More food too cause he tall and ♥♥♥♥
sue : Good pick

me : doesn't he sound like a girl?
sue : well
sue : he sounds like an adult kind of...
sue : woman

teejay : what if you ask Santa for sex?
gothmog : then you'll be on a different naughty list

sue : isn't mission impossible
sue : and james bond
sue : and 007
sue : the same thing?

sue : top 50 food in the world
me : what's no 1?
sue : jay park
sue : he edible