Recent reviews by Scootz_ire

uh oh my leg is gone because aliens like eating humans lol

I would rather eat my left ♥♥♥♥ than buy this game again. Thats why I got it for free!

what a waste of casssssh

this game sucks

Sweet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ducks i hate everything

This game is actually good. Do yourself a favour and buy it because it is quite funny and enjoyable!

Ah! 1.0! How we awaited your arrival with bated breath. But alas. The STEAMing pile of trash is still... a STEAMing pile of trash. I had hope. I played each experimental update with renewed vigor and hope for a brighter future for this game. But Bohemia had other plans. And they should! They developed their new game engine and needed to end this nightmare that is "DayZ". The slapped a big ol' 1.0 update, called it a day, and probably are never going to fix the bugs that have persisted since the original announcement of 0.63. And yknow what. Good. Im fed up of waiting on Bohemia to release a fully working version of a videogame, because that will never happen. Bohemia don't make games. They make modding platforms. Hopefully some day in the future, modders will turn this little aborted featus into a fully fledged human being. Until then, 3/10, poor show Bohemia.

Edit: This game is still not great. I wouldn't recommend anyone spend money on it. Buy it from a key website or something I dunno

boo hoo i killed my own daughter and wife uh ohhhh spoilersssss

I like fast cars. Ever since a young age, I've wondered "Huh, gee, I wonder what would happen if you put a rocket on the back of a car and made it hit a big ball"

Original Review 2019

I would say this is my favourite game at the moment. Infantry gameplay is so fun and varied and the Tank gameplay, with a crew, is some of the best I have ever taken part in. The realistic modelling of every little piece of armor makes this game so incredibly tense and interesting.

Legit 10/10