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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:08am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 1:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:59am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:18am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:22am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:58am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:04pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:58am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:58pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:40am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:37am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:07pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:46am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:14am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:18am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:47am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:49pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:49pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:07pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:54am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 1:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:36pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:03pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:33am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:20am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:48am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:11am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:48am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:06am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:41am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:58am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:10pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:09pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:50am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:08pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:48am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:48am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:55am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:59am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:57pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:46am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:50pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:17pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:16am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:16am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:46am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:55am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:37pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:28pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:14pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:00pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 1:41pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 1:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 7:39am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:39pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:15pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:40pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:50am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:50am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:59am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:38am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:01am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:58am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:34am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:06pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:58am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:21am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:50am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:20pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:22pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:38pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:52am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:21pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:52am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:47am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:43am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:48am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:52am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:04pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:15pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:21am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:45am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:56am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:22pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:28pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:14pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:24pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:17am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:30am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:48pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:55pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:06pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:20am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:31am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:55am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:30am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:33am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:17am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:58pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:01am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:43am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:22am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:56pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:50pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:29am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:17am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:14am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:59am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:55am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:29pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:00pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:24pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:26pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:53am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:53am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:11am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 2:04pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:21am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 8:54am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:04pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:15pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:53am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:07am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:37pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:38pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:04pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:23pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:23pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:52am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:21am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:22am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:56am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:23pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:52pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:58am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:51am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:47am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:22am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:17am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:51pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:45pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:51pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:06pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:00pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:01pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:16am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:16am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:16am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:35am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:10pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:30am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:04am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:57pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:24pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:56am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 2:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:56am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:04am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:45am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:23pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:04pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:23pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:21am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:13am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:39am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:17am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:23pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:47am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:52pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:46pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:14am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:52am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:17am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:24pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:18am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:18am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:46am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:53am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:04am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:17am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:44am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:58pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:03am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:43am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:24pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:55am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:56am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:47pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:47pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:12am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:57am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:58am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:12am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:04pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:18pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:25am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:24pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:40am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:17am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:49am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:44pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:44pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:04am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:44pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:06pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:34am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:39pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:04pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:17am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:53am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:23pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:45pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:18am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:08am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:37pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:57am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:09am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:58am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:07am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:25pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:19am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:18pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:56am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:19am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:02am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:45pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:16am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:44pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 8:42am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:48am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:55pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:45am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:15pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:37am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 8:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:06am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:03am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:49am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:44pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:04am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:15pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:39am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:19pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:01pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:26pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:01am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:19pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:49am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:44pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:15pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:42pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:35am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:56pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:47am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:47am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:18pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:46am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:03pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:25pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:56am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:25pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:10am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:53pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:47am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:56pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:10pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:10am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:33am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:23am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:48am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:10pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:51pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:57am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:22pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:51am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:39am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:04pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 2:00pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:18am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:10am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:34am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:18pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:19pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:16pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:11am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:44pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:23am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:15pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:34am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:06am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:23pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:05pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 10:23am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:55pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:08pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:24am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:10am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:29pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:05pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 1:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:06am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:49pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:22pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:11am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:16am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:50pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 8:54am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:18pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:47pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:26am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:04pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:13am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:09am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:50am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:02am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:46am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:18pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:11am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:48pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:16am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked