my old xbox live bio v1
helo my prends i lik 2 eating bery beg moni becas sumtim da potado r so red n gud i kan so wen da vasilin is rip 4 da piking i shot u akros map wid mi azshul kid u r dun now i em on 15555 game quik skop 1 ve 1 me so godd if u wantd 2 kil me u wodnt bicose i m not use conroler i m use mi shieney red rug dat lok like godd stufe u r only haf mous pad wid 2 colers on dem wich is n00be u nobb mi gud kat is dedli n u r ded coss my towre is mad owt of watirmelens nd so i swack u all beri hard gud bayya

my old xbox live bio v2:
rocite l0nchires are so nise and floffy i lik to cuddel wid dem i have meny teeths but naott 1 morr than the riquired amont if the kuer to kanserr was micull jacson suxing on my deck i would do it becos i would lov to have michel jaksin eat bufalo meate how do i feel about red tisues i think blue 1s are betur but they are good cat whipes for ur cat they wount let ur cat pee on da grund with a blue tile floor tea is guod if it es blu ples come again i ♥♥♥ you al bery hard gud bai tehnk you j00ce

Guitars: 12 (actual number as of 7th November 2023)
PC: exists
Car: based
Favorite Food: blue rare steak

BASED NOTE::::***There are approx. 7,000,000,000,000 in the adult human body. Simply amazing!!

"I once played notes so fast that light emanated from the strings whereupon, I saw God.... who then told me to relax and start playing music." - some wise guitar br0tha

When a non-musician becomes a musician, even for a split second:
11:23 AM - nixu: "im a fk musician i can smuk som puut and 429blzit"

Ch(i)ef James:
2:13 PM - Blaze: willy
2:13 PM - Blaze is now Online.
2:13 PM - Blaze: it has come to my attention that cooking takes too long
2:14 PM - Blaze: so i have decided to microwave taquitos instead
2:14 PM - based willy: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2:14 PM - based willy: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
2:14 PM - based willy: AMERICANS
2:14 PM - Blaze: i have dishonored chef ramsay

Luck and cannibis:
5:58 PM - meatshot 8): ♥♥♥♥♥
5:58 PM - meatshot 8): thx 5 da box
5:58 PM - meatshot 8): i unboxed unusual blunt

A very aesthetically ambiguous Christmas:
Thursday, December 25, 2014
1:07 PM - dΛnK: merry christmas you swole guy
1:07 PM - Based Willy: thx im aesthetic

Testosterone cypionate and dianabol mixtures speak:
9:40 PM - yea rite: creatine is the gayest thing alive
9:40 PM - Based Willy: why
9:40 PM - yea rite: it will literally turn u gay overnight

Something that can hold both beauty and the opposite of beauty -- mathematics:
π: what do you now about pi son

Sometimes you need to let it all out. In a vulgar, non-conservative way:
7:29 PM - Africkan ekizmo: Africkan ekizmo Just now
♥♥♥♥♥ shut the ♥♥♥♥ up ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ messing with niggyoda bitchass hoe u think u ♥♥♥ based thug like me ♥♥♥♥♥ il beat ye ass sum times b4 u breeth ♥♥♥♥♥ i rape ye ass ♥♥♥♥♥ dont think i wont cause ima blaaze ye ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ i just wrote this ♥♥♥♥ in like 5 secs cause this is wa i feel u kno masta 420 real ♥♥♥♥ thug ♥♥♥♥♥ i dont be playing ass hsit like u ♥♥♥♥♥ be gay

Where confusion meets agreement:
10:16 AM - Based Willy: im done w girls
10:16 AM - Based Willy: im startn with studz now
10:17 AM - Guerrilla (Looking for a team): word ♥♥♥♥♥

Yeast meets chicken breast:
11:04 PM - bracket.: i read ur bio
11:04 PM - bracket.: just for fun
11:07 PM - Based Willy: LOL
11:07 PM - Based Willy: im 2 spwle
11:07 PM - bracket.: ur aesthetic
11:07 PM - Based Willy: thx iam

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On marijuana and other cannibis-related cultural thoughts:
11:00 AM - WuCCi: yes
11:01 AM - WuCCi: my ♥♥♥♥ literlly is a bong

On understanding Russian culture:
10:43 AM - Based Willy: XAXAXAAXA
10:43 AM - Based Willy: is hahahahahaha
10:43 AM - mother ruzia: lmao
10:43 AM - mother ruzia: ye
10:43 AM - mother ruzia: u feel me so fast1


Someone doesn't like my miata:
400K ON THE MOTOR
Blaze 39 minutes ago
OVER HEATS WHEN GOING 40+ MPH
Blaze 40 minutes ago
CRACKING DASHBOARD
Blaze 40 minutes ago
BROKEN REARVIEW MIRROR
Blaze 41 minutes ago
STANCED ON 12 IN. HUB CAPS
Blaze 41 minutes ago
RAINBOW STICKERS "IT'S OK TO BE GAY, WHEN U RIDE A MIATA
Blaze 42 minutes ago
CHERRY BOMBER EXHAUST SYSTEM

Never tell your password to anyone.
8:13 PM - TanK: i want u
8:13 PM - based willy 1969: yes
8:13 PM - TanK: i want your swag
8:17 PM - based willy 1969: yes

Blaze: get a fiat if you want stanced ball look

Monday, October 16, 2017
4:35 PM - bigboi: braaaaaap
4:35 PM - bigboi: bbbbbraaaaaaaaaaaaap pssh
4:39 PM - based willy: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee