My quotes
-Sqwak a doodle do skwaka doodle do Curious George
-This camera wants me to suck it's beep today
-(gayest voice possible) Oh! Look! You can see my room!
-I wouldn't have this problem if I had a capture, capture cable
-How is that a death?
-Lets go again yee albino ♥♥♥♥♥
-You know what's not gonna protect you? When I kick you in the balls (laugh)
-I like big boulders
-Oh my God who brought the coconuts out? Oh yea, the coconut guy did
-All my classes are superbé
-How does a dinosaur have a kid?
-today is crazay
-Oh hello jello
-If you don't get snow then what do you get?
-Hello Bob the gorilla here
-it's so spooky I'm gonna gimpy
-In my world there are gay chairs that I kill with guns
-Michael you ♥♥♥♥♥♥
-Oh great I so love this
-Uh your dads gonna die in the end I hope you know
-I didn't know what that did relax
-I usually swear like crazy when I'm dead
-I have 4 ammo left
-I'm in the afterlife does that mean I died?
-The humble egg of Eggington
-I hate mining trees in the ocean
-Was it dislocated like did it look weird?
-I look like a baseball cap
-Is someone supposed to come out behind me and rape me?
-I like terraria music
-How do you like lose afterlife
-*warden spawns* NOOOO!!
-I raped someone in a server before
-At the end of the year you’re gonna want to kiss people a lot
-I’ll shovel those feces well
-*whispering* you mean like the ufo thing in black ops 2 that sticks to your penis
-Bike is short for bichael
-omae wa mou shindeiru
-Zippidy do da zippidy dae you are the biggest gay
-We can't save balls very well
-Haha fat ♥♥♥♥ turns his mic on to cough
-Tyranasaurus (player) stole my chromosome
-Get out of mom's closet bud
-Whoever voted no is gay
-If you eat while you ♥♥♥♥ are you really eating?
-Its only the warmup you dildo
-You wanna know why they call me the hand cannon?
-*Me singing to the tune of I wanna know what love is* “Michael wants to know what love is, He wants a guy to show him”
-For the last ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I’m not going to the motel at anarchy
-Is it a crime to get the first touch?
-Don't slap the ball into our own net
-Is the past tense of bang bung?
-I love him for the narrowness of his jibs
-Why do we have brail if you could just feel the letters?
-Gleep
-F.R.E.E. That spells sit the ♥♥♥♥ down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-shut up before I sodomize you with my wii remote
-When my dad takes my trash out he’s gonna wonder what the sticky liquid in it is
-She didn’t wear her cast at all so she probably has 6 toes
-It’s so slow Dimitri
-You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crayon eater
-Do lesbians even sound gay?
-It’s a big big world and we’re all gay
-Revenge is piping his mother in her sleep
-Ooga booga you suck at rocket league
-I bought an online Moldavian gf for 2 installments of $19.99
-I don’t speak taco
-never fear obunga is here
-obingus obungus show me your glungis
- You dont have to step on us says the birds
-Nice center my duide
-Just like kuzy in ot :)
-Why would you put a doorknob on a car door?
-GAY PORN HARD
-WANT FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH
-Your face looks like removed foreskin
-Why does my gnome have poop on it
-I love that meme because all the Sesame Street people have angry eyebrows
-I just felt like saying fish dope 39
-I have 39 terabytes of kindergarten homework on my computer
-I am the hole warrior; I will dominate your orifaces
-The teacher that got fired at KP is rapping again
-You will die in golf game