oh. thats a burns post.

Here’s how I’ll torture you, Myoles:
Number 1: The Marrow Furnace I'll inject Liquid Metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.

Number 2: The Nerve Harvester Each nerve fibre will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony.

Number 3: The Organ Grinder Your organs will be twisted and cranked, a grotesque puppet of pain.

Number 4: The Skin Weaver Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.

Number 5: The Eyeball Crucible Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals.

Number 6: The Mind Flayer Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.

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Dear Thinpress,


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Hey kid,
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ThinPress.

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