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You can see the hits!

Hit the Mayo 5 times!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:13pm

No brainer

Hit 20 times!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:13pm

Trimmed hearts

Hit 50 times!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:14pm

Micro downsizing

Hit 200 times!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:14pm

20th century diet

Hit 350 times!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:15pm

Go eat cake

Hit 500 times!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:16pm

Nosey Caesar

Hit 550 times!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:16pm

Club

Hit 700 times!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:03am

Short timer

Hit 1500 times!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:05am

Knee record

Hit 3000 times!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:13am

Venus-wise

Hit 5000 times!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:21am

*The Crow movie pun*

Hit 8000 times!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:36am

An ingredient to rule them all

Hit 10000 times!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:39am

What do we do now?

Unlock all the achievements!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:39am

Red Bikini!

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:14pm

Cheetah

Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:03am

Topless!

Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:10am

Crème a la Mayo

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:15am

Banana!

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:15am

Potato!

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:16am

Catsup

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:16am

Red Cheetah

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:17am

Elephant fun times!

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:19am

Balls of yarn

Amazing Story (150 hits)
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:14pm

Rain

Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:04am

Z's

Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:05am

Blonde bombshell!

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:13am

Cheesy Rap

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:13am

Catch my cold!

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:33am

Screwed

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:34am

Vanished...

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:34am

I'm just a mayo.

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:35am

Young Boy

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:14pm

Rock Star!

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:03am

Dad

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:05am

Ordinary

Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:11am

Identity issues...

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:25am

Best Seller

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:25am

Glam Rock

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:25am

Support!

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:26am

A Mime?

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:26am

Something important

A Story About Life. (120 hits)
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:14pm

The Box of Love

Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:03am

Just kidding...

The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:05am

Move

Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:06am

Muscles

Move. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:09am

Part of life

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:09am

Philosophy

Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:09am

Talking about life

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:09am

I am Mayonnaise!

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:09am