Recent reviews by savcy

The Jackaroos in the Christmas hats are called "White Jackaroos" and not "Jingleroos" and I hate that.

Bought this game cuz I wanted to flip some houses. B!tch3s love flipping houses.
Turns out all I can do is fix them up and sell them for profit.
Lame.
Wanted to see some gotdamn upside down homes.

10/10 would crown mold an entire bunker again.

Who knew I was such an artistic genius?

Seriously tho. I played 1.5 hours and then came back to the store to specifically purchase the supporter bundle because I feel like the devs deserve it.

Now I'm trying to figure out how to replace my mouse with some sort of pen.. Or maaayybbeee a tablet wouldn't be THAT crazy, right?

Either way, really hoping it comes to VR and I can't wait to try this out on my stream later. Had no idea it had Twitch integration when I bought it, so that was a nice surprise!

Ok, back to throwing mops at canvases and getting money for it.

Séduisante et charmante!

Eagerly awaiting the Switch version!

i was not prepared for this game (all episodes)

9/10 would not be prepared and sob uncontrollably again

took off a point for ruining my makeup. twice.

-literally didn't sleep a single wink last night
-spent entire eveing sacrificing virgins and children
-hatched a plot to send demons after the Pope
-cut off best friend's hand because he was getting too suspicious
-that'll shut him up
-sent demons after 2 of my biggest rivals
-awwwyiiisss.jpg
-stole virgin sister's inheritence when I sacrificed her
-liked her but what're you gonna do?
-plot against the Pope is finally coming to fruition
-oh ♥♥♥♥, it's morning?

yeah, so once morning rolled around I figured it was time I took a break and finally got around to buying Monks and Mystics. Seems like an alright game.

10/10 would spend a relaxing evening committing ritualistic murder for power and glory again.