Why are yu ghey

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

UNTIL........THE....CHINEASE......VIRUS. None were ready none were prepared. theres was only one man, a man with orange hair, armed with a can of lysol, and a IRS debt the size of Venezuela. Only he can change the world, and so he did. He commenced to uproot any person who had the chinease virus, but he was not expecting the virus to multiply and before he knew it the bodys, and ventilators combined to create a giant super being the size of the empire state building, spewing snot, and used masks. HE WAS THE ULTIMATE, HE WAS THE ONE. THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Even the man with orange hair could not compare. The earth as we know it was due for defeat. As the governments of the world were banding together they can only think of one savior..... John ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wick. Baba yaga......... To be continued

Lead by Deadpool, and the fat fire kid. They fought tirelessly against russian and american and american russian forces called red dawn. But in the end only one victor remained Katniss everdeen. She is the one, the one morpheus wrote scrolls about. The slew the hordes of dice and enslaved the Commanders of Electronic arts, once again the world was safe......

so to continue the story, The Kraken was subdued by ant man who stuffed kit kats in his arteries, and commenced to eating his butt hole until nothing remained. Then the world was safe.... UNTIL the year 2042 when an army of de-syncers was released unto the wilds of the galaxy wreaking havoc with tanks, and helichoppers. Only one team could be called. Twas the beginning of X-FORCE!!!!!!!!!

your back front is soooo guud