The hippopotamus, he is not born
going, "Cool bean, I am a hippo."
No way, José.

So he tried to paint the stripe on himself
to be like the zebra, but he fool no one.

So at certain point,
he look himself in the mirror,
and he just say,

"Hey, I am a hippopotamus,
and there is nothing I can do about it."

And as soon as he accepts this,
he live life happy.
Happy as a Hippo.

would chu wanna be my fwen :c