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So it was 3rd Period, Math Class. I'm at my desk, clicking my pen. I wore the hottest attire in my wardrobe. A Thrasher T-shirt, pink Vans, Black jeans , and a black beanie. I was playing minecraft pocket edition on my phone making a really cool house, when this girl came up to me.

She said "I feel bad for you." I replied with "Why so?" She answered me with tears rolling down her eye's. "You're playing Minecraft." I looked at my phone and realized what I've done..!

Her name was Hannah, she wore a Tie-Dye T-shirt, ADIDAS sweat pants, and flip-flops.

I leaped out of my desk and hugged her, she pushed me away and I cried from rejection, but I felt something when I hugged her, something sentimental. I felt something right, something holy, something in my pants!

The Bell rings, I walk out of class, and I see Hannah walking down the hall, I push her up against the locker and cover her mouth. My mind was set! I was ready to propose to her!

I pull down her ADIDAS sweat pants, and I put my bulge on her. I smile and lick my lips and I pull a Minecraft Torch flashlight out of my bag. Hannah cries, and everyone has crowded around us I shove my Minecraft torch up her ******. The Principal grabs me. I get expelled, and sent to a Military Camp.....

That's why I don't play ROBLOX High-School anymore.

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All ends with beginnings
What keeps the planets spinning
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"No" he added dropping his gifts. "Ron, I'm leaving" the little brown bird said and she flew off. "Wut?" said Ron. "No wait lemme smash" he yelled after her. Then the depression kicked in. "What has my life come to?" "Becky thought my tail was big" "Becky used to let me smash. But Becky is smashing Ben." "Ben is a hoe" "♥♥♥♥ THIS NEST, ♥♥♥♥ BEN" Ron said as he went into a rampage destroying everything around him. "I NEED YOU BECKY" "BECKY LEMME SMASH" "Imma get that ♥♥♥♥♥ a stick" "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love sticks" he sad frantically searching for the right stick.

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about μ's, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Otonokizaka Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on A-RISE, and I have over 300 confirmed performances. I am trained in being hella kawaii and I’m the top center in the entire Japan high school system. You are nothing to me but just another hater that wants attention. I will transform you to a weeaboo with precision and speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the stage? Think again, hater.

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