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My name is Earl and I met this girl
Said I met this girl and her name was Sally
She said: “Lets do the dilly dally.”
I said to her: “Not till I’m married.”

And why would I risk my whole entire life on two minutes of bad sex just so I can get some horrible disfiguring disease. Ah-ha – no way!!

I told my friend Buck, just what I’ve done
He said: “What’s wrong, don’t you want to have fun.”
I said: “No, she’s not the one.”

Every guy in the school, wants to do it.

Well I bet they have too. I don’t want something that everyone else has ruined, I’ll wait for a girl who is saving herself especially for me.

Are you a virgin Earl?

Yes, and I’m proud of it, well what do you wanna make of it, I thought you said, you’ll understand.

Oh, I understand. Sally wants to do the dilly dally.

I guess, Bob wanted to have some fun cause he saw Sally and he wanted some. Bob got interested in Sally, guess what? They did the dilly dally.

Wanna do the dilly dally?
Wanna do the dilly dally?

Guess what? they did the dilly dally.

Bob, I asked: “Did you wear protection?”

“No” he said. “That weakens the connection.”

She gave me Aids!

Whooo ohhh – dodged a bullet, didn’t I – this time! That one had my name on it, and I came out ok! Tough luck though!

Ya, next time I’ll be more careful.

Yes, you will.

I saw Bob six months later he had an expression he was HIV+ with personal affection.

It’s ok to be pure and not part of the crowd. You’ll be saving your life and your health so be proud. Huh – Kick it GEE!