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Mike   Manitoba, Canada
 
 
Smoking dope and I ♥♥♥♥ with the bars
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monkey_physics 5 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40pm 
When I entered the trash life, I was dared to play "gay chicken". The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay.
monkey_physics 28 Aug, 2020 @ 3:15pm 
I'm sitting on about $8 million cash, I have $2 million in real estate. I won the TF2 belt nine times. I'm internationally famous. I'm 6'4. You on the other hand: I'm guessing 5 feet flat, I'm guessing with the net worth of $100,000. Never won any titles, can walk around without giving a ♥♥♥♥ who you are or what you do. My point is, you and I are not even close to being on the same level. I'm guessing that's why you are constantly attacking me, it's understandable. You're literally and figuratively like a boy compared to someone like me. I'm actually questioning myself as I'm writing this thinking "why am I even giving you the time of day" every time I turn around you are writing me some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t, why do you try so hard to get my attention?
The Lord of Stories 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:27am 
GG EZ my guy <3
Hextin 5 Dec, 2018 @ 10:29pm 
Nice point down f ucking p ussy hmu when you can kill me 1v1 imbecile
Mr.Dynamite 21 Aug, 2018 @ 6:04pm 
You had my back against the wall, I had to spray you with a heavy dose of pesticide
Mr.Dynamite 2 Jul, 2018 @ 12:56pm 
Dee, you ♥♥♥♥♥!