My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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A Bangledeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As no one seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on. But soon, he tried to hug female flight attendants.

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What I miss about home, is the rain, and the greenness, and the pint of Harp™. And the evening before us, and the friends coming in, and the pint of Harp™. And Sally O’Brien of the way she might look at you. And joining the chorus; and the pint of Harp™. All the money is good and the suntan is free; you could fry an egg on the stones here. If you had an egg. And you could certainly sink a pint of Harp™, if ye had a pint of Harp™.

Let me tell you a sad story. There was once a young boy who was not well liked. The older his friends became the more bitter his hatred escalated. Every day they were beaten up so badly, he lost half of his face. His eyes were swollen shut and he was covered in bandages. To see how he really felt was beyond words, and every time it seemed like they could just keep going - the punishment would get worse. One day, a woman stopped in to buy some bread. He didn't listen to her. He didn't seem to care.

Then one day he walked right into her bed... room... She screamed and ran out screaming. The next morning she said to her parents "I don't know what I did to him, you're useless." He just stood there and didn't even move, all the while the old man tried to comfort him. Then one day there was some sort of accident. A boy was playing with his friends when a big wooden hammer f-fell on one of his friends... And knocked him down as well. At the hospital the nurse looked on, but still she said "Not that bad," and then something...

Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

This is a diamond truth, sleeved in adamant. You may argue whether this formulation of it is effective. You may soften it with reassurances of the separate deliciousness of both pineapple and prosciutto. But you may not contest it. As sure as the hard and clarion ring of the noon bell announces that very time, and no other; as certain as a moth is pinned with needle to a scholar's album; as ineluctable as the light transfixing the man who gazes at the sun rising above the hoary fir tops of the Yukon, so is pizza better off without pineapple. You may deny this. You may at this very moment be consuming the abomination itself, which I vehemently repudiate with this sermon. But you will forever live and eat in the knowledge that it is so, that you are wrong, and that you are judged for every moment of gustation, and that you will receive all that which is befitting your trespass. That is all.

Sincerely,

A concerned pizza aficionado

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nikocado, my love. what a beguiling, breathtaking mukbanger you are. i love the sounds of your mouth as you chew your weekly 47th chicken nugget, along with the hysterical jokes you make which i find so, so appealing. once i get employed at a workplace, i shall invest in only buying your onlyfans. i am incredibly thrilled to see your mammoth-sized, juicy, voluptuous, tender, moist arsecheeks. i love you.

C makes one of two sounds by itself. S or K Why would we need a letter that only mimics other letters? Sure, we currently think it makes words look more normal to add C instead of just S's and K's, but that's only because we have seen C's for so often.

If anything, C should make the CH sound. The English language uses that sound often enough to warrant a letter for it and it seems silly to use a letter pair like that so often.

Uwu nuzzles my head into your chest. Then I begin pushing my head harder into your abdomen. It begins to hurt. I pull my head back and throw it at your chest, slamming it into your ribcage. You try to move but you’re in pain. I slam again and again. Your ribs begin breaking. I keep hitting until your lungs begin collapsing. You gasp for air as I throw one last head bash directly into your heart, completely destroying it. My love is now pouring out of your ears and eyes.

“I wove you!!!”

OwO

Add skin with big boob and sex in the Game

Please fortnite i really Like big boob Like it would Be big and Add sex so i can Sex th e skin And Feet is Sex too Can there be a special emote for big boo skin where it will Take off cloth And show be Feet

and I will be like mmm Sex so much I feet yes!

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I (18M) was at my crush's (24F) birthday party. Her mom (69F) and dad (420M) asked me whether i could go get her from upstairs because she was taking too long to get ready. I went upstairs and knocked at her room, to which my crush (24F) said "♥♥♥ inside"

Good soldiers follow orders, so i unzipped my pants and pulled her shorts down, then came inside her.

She(24F)slapped me and threw me downstairs and her parents (69F and 420M) put up a case on me

I just followed her(24F) orders, AITA?

EDIT: can u guys please take away the awards? I dont need them, you should use that money to make this world better, maybe donate it to some NGO that works against rape, this post was meant to be a troll and i did not need awards. Would love that happening!

PLEASE dont report me i was just joking it was just a joke between a very handsome and charming man (me) and his weak and vulnerable but still very cute girlfriend (you)

🚨 ATTENTION EVERYONE 🚨
🚨 PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY 🚨
THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE IS THE LOVELIEST PERSON IVE EVER MET AND I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING OR ANYONE ELSE THAT MAKES ME SMILE LIKE SHE DOES
I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SHE LOVES ME MORE IN RETURN, I COULD NEVER EVER EVEN IN MY MOST AMBITIOUS DREAMS
SHE IS THE ONE AND TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THERE IS NOTHING I WOULD EVER MISS WITH HER, I LOVE HER SO MUCH
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Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October well your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

There is an estimated 1.35 billion cubic kilometers of water in the oceans. The average whale ejaculates 1500 liters of ♥♥♥ each load. The average whale breeds once every two years and lives between 40-100 years. Currently there are around 1.3 million whales. A whale on average breeds 13- 43 times in their life. Only 10% of the whales ♥♥♥ makes it into the partner so each time around 1350 liters gets into the ocean. With 1.3 million whales breeding on average 28 times and 1350 liters getting into the ocean that’s 50 billion liters of ♥♥♥! 0,0038% of the ocean is whale ♥♥♥, per cubic mete(1000 liters) there is 3 liters of ♥♥♥. Enjoy your next trip to the beach :)

I really hate you
Stop getting in my way
I've lost my patience
When are you gonna decay?
I want to throw you out
Just like my broken TV
If you'll come back once more
It shall be painful you'll see!
I hope you die in a fire!
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart, hope you'll get shot and expire!
Hope you'll be taken apart
Hope this is what you desire!

Did Eve ever suck Adam’s ♥♥♥♥? Did they go doggy style? Did Eve ever tell Adam to put it in her ass? Did she ever say, “Slurpy slurpy daddy, I want some more”? Did she spread her cheeks for Adams perfect ♥♥♥♥? Did God ever watch Adam pound His daughter, proud of His creation? Did Adam and God get confused whenever Eve says daddy? Did Eve ever dream of a threesome with Adam and God? Did Adam ever do the helicopter with the first ♥♥♥♥ ever created? Did Eve ever sit on Adams face?

Yesterday I was watching porn with my dog when I started doing the whip nae nae uncontrollably, after the seizure feeling was gone I quickly left to the doctors without even pausing the porn, he diagnosed me with whip nae nae, I ended up whip nae naeing home to find out the bastard dog was jerking his small dog penis without me, I beat him and did the whip nae nae on his corpse, I am now in prison for the disappearance of a child in 2017

⚠️WARNING⚠️

⚠️THERE IS CURSING IN ASDF MOVIES 1,2,4,7,11, AND 12. HERE ARE THE TIMESTAMPS⚠️

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 1⚠️ 0:48-0:52 (h#ll)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 2⚠️ 0:38-0:42 (♥♥♥♥♥#xual) 1:28-1:31 (g@y)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 4⚠️ 0:58-1:02 (h%ll)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 7⚠️ 0:22-0:30 (d#e)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 11⚠️ 0:03-0:12 (promotes witchcraft) 1:39-1:43 (b#tt)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 12⚠️ 0:32-0:41 (g%n)

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Saow more like Spy Sapping my Saowentry

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All right, yeah

I sent you chic tweets
Unanswered for weeks
I want to take peeks in those cheeks

I sent you this hot fax
And you gave me de ax
I said I would wax all your cracks
What's with that?

Nice ass!
Well, give it a grasp
You better move fast
I've got gas (he's got gas)

You've got a big nose
Oh beat me with a hose (with hoes)
Put me in dispose or dat pose
We'll see how it goes

Milkin' sheep teats
These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sheep
I shave 'em and count dem to sleep

Send me some nude pics
Or let's make naughty flicks
Just cram me in your mix
I got tricks

What's with these hot nights?
I'm wearing these tights
They're so chunky tight at night

You made a big stink
Now you get da wink
Maybe pour me a drink, mein schmutzfink?

For spite I wore these tights
You jealous, you little hamstring man?
Vell come and get me

Chic tweets
For planting the seed
Chic tweets
Let's do the deed (I’m a tiger!)
Chic tweets, chic tweets, chic tweets, chic tweets

This hit, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Michelle fight for that, that white ♥♥♥♥
this one for them hood girls, them good girls,
them hot girls, them white girls, them dragon girls
OwO
Them girl girls, them ♥♥♥♥ girls
OwO
Stop. Wait a minute. That's gay.
Don't believe me? ♥♥♥♥ you. Come on!
Don't believe me? ♥♥♥♥ you.
Say my name. You know who I am.
I am Sans.
Don't believe me? Just watch
*Transforms*

Despacito

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What the ♥♥♥♥

I used to roll the dice,
Feel my ♥♥♥♥ in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead, lol
One minute I held my nuts
next my balls were closed on me
And I discovered sans
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt
I hear jackie chan singing
Omae Wamu shinderu
Beat my meat
My sooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
For some reason I can't explain
Why we live in a society
Where gamers don't rule the world

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🥤 sorry i brought it in a plastic cup but it say merry chrima on it so it’s perfect 👌

we gotta get the christmas cheer up in here

sure why not

yo saow you want some eggnog

chrima cheer time 🎄🎄🎄🎄

merry chrima .... oh dear lord this is a marinated toxic pot roast section hold up

Stop stalking me from my window. I can't sleep and I have college early tomorrow morning.

REEEEEEE

+rep, doesn't exist in our 3rd spacial dimension.