“BANZI!!!!” Tails screams at the top of his lungs, flinging himself at the nearest person, which happens to be Rouge. (read full summary)

“EEEEKKKKK!!” Rouge yelps as Tails lands on her, “Get off me!!”

Knuckles grabs Tails and pulls him of Rouge by the back of his shirt.

Tails grins insanely, drooling slightly. His eyes are blood shot.

“Oh god! I think Tails got into some drugs!” Knuckles yells.

“I didn't get into some drugs.” Tails says quickly still grinning.

He wiggles out of Knuckles grasp and starts running toward the living room. The group follows quickly after to see if he really DID get into drugs.

Tails then grabs a bag of sugar off the table. It was as big as him, and also half empty.

“WHEEEEEEEEE!!!” Tails cries, running around the house, clearly having O.Ded on sugar.

“Okay, Tails, give me the sugar, just calm down…” Sonic says in his best talking-to-savage-sugerhyped-eigth-year-olds voice.

“Grrrr! No! Myyyy prrrreeecccccciiousssss.” Tails snarls at Sonic. He pets the bag of sugar.

Knuckles creeps over to Tails, kneels down in front of him and extends an arm.

“Okay Tails. Give me the sugar.”

“NEVER!” Tails bites Knuckles' arm.

“Ahhhhh!! My arm!!”

Everyone proceeds to chase Tails around the house.

“NO! PLLLEEEAASSSEEEE don't take my precious!” Tails cries.

Knuckles jumps at Tails.



NEEPPPP.

The following act of violence has been censored for your own good. ^__^



“Ouch. That looked like it hurt.” Amy says.

“Well how the hell do you think I felt when he bit me?!” Knuckles snaps.

“………” Amy pouts. “Well you don't need to yell at me.”

“Seven days…..” Tails whispers from the closet that Knuckles locked him in.

“How does he know about that?…isn't that an R-movie?” Tikal ponders.

Shadow walks over to the T.V and flicks it on.

“Thanks for ordering the 24 hour scary movie channel! The bill is being forwarded to your house. Enjoy!” The T.V spokesman says.

“Wonderful. He probably used my file on the computer to order it.” Sonic grumbles.

“Nuh-uh!” Tails says from the closet, “The door to computer was locked. So I had to make some…uh, `adjustments' to the microwave.”

“What kind of adjustments?” Sonic demands.

“……….good ones?” Tails says hopefully.

“Oh my god!” Rouge yells from the kitchen.

“Everyone rushes into the kitchen, where they see that Tails has hotwired the microwave into a computer.

“My toaster!!” Knuckles shouts.

“That kid is corrupted.” Shadow says shaking his head, “Look what kind of site it's on.”

“Awwwwww!!! Nasty!” Amy yells.

“What the hell? Tails hotwired the microwave into a computer so he could order a scary movie channel and look at porn? That's not right.” Tikal says.

“Mmmmm. The magic of microwaveable porn.” Knuckles says starring.

Sonic pulls the plug out of the wall.

“Come on, let's get back to our game.” Sonic says, walking toward the living room. “As I recall, it's my turn. Heh heh.”

“Rouge, t or d?”

“Hmmm, truth.” Rouge answers.

“You're boring.” Shadow says.

“Yeah, I bet you wanted Sonic to dare me to flash you, eh?”

“Oh yeah, you beat I do. You sexy beast.” Shadow says sarcastically.