Recent reviews by samyneversaves

What do you do with a drunken sailor? Hide his unconscious body in the trash bin.

I wish this created the wave of cinematic games that the community expected it to on release. Very good game, nothing quite like it if you're looking for story rich detective games with an open world concept.

8/10 would doubt the witness again and again.

Big sinner.

I have around 300 hours playing this game on an old account. That being said, I bought it again.

This game is witty as heck and I want to die kicking a door for blissful eternity.

This game is an abusive and toxic relationship. If you find yourself loving someone despite them frustrating you, yelling at you, backstabbing you, and ultimately shooting you in the face... then this game is for you. You just keep coming back to it, man... even though it's not good for you, man... I just love her, man...