A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Maybe a tad, but growth happens outside your comfort zone and he’s all about self-growth :) He’s good at pretty much everything so don’t challenge him unless you don’t mind losing. Don’t look into his eyes either because you’ll get butterflies and then any attempt of being victorious becomes futile. Also, loves LOTR and refers to himself as Samwise when he’s in a silly goofy mood.
That guy is a packing pro ping pong player. He must be a Sam.

Wheres mah penny red

You're out of penny red

Under guard of 42
Along a secret avenue
Castel Saint'Angelo is waiting

They’re the guard of the Holy See
They’re the guards of Christianity
Their path to history is paved with salvation

Dying for salvation with dedication
No Capitulation, annihilation
Papal commendation, reincarnation
Heaven is your destination

In the name of god

Gave their lives so boldly
Come and tell the Swiss guards story again

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everyone going to be playing the zombie game now i take it
:( always when i hav only tobacco money left ><