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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:26am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:26am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:57am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:48pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:41pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:26am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:25am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:17am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:08am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:26pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:14am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:08am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:17am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:13pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:29am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:37am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:26am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:06am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:34am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:45pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:53am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:55am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:46am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:17am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:22am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:17am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:22am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:26am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:18am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:55am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:37am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:37am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:47am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!