This man didn't watch any Adam Sandler movies with me, and he calls himself a jew? The only thing that makes this guy jewish is his greed for money. I remember one time, he pulled me over on the side of the road and pulled out a 12 gauge and pointed it at me screaming to empty my pockets. And if that wasn't enough, he then proceeded to run the rest of my family off the road and off a cliff into a pit of spikes. I will never forgive this greedy jew and all the times he has bombed my grandparents yard. All in all... a pretty cool dude.

Hey Dave! Me and the kids miss ya at the monthly BBQ's in the neighborhood. We all miss your classic stories of when you fell off a cliff in 53'! Ah man we really miss ya bud, I hope you're doin' ok since the "incident". Don't worry, I don't believe the news, you'd never do something like that to a poor woman. Well, come around some time bud! We miss ya! -The Dickerson Family

let that damn sink in